livin-la-vida-lokiii:

no explanation required

thisisnotlucid:

I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

the-one-with-the-last-one:

Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good Luck.  

noblydonedonnanoble:

gothtimelord:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

odinsmightymustache:

daddyneedshiscrown:

barnabanana:

harahiro:

grapeyguts:

shwoosaysthings:

“So you’re just a servant and have to do what I say.”

Mort, Terry Pratchett

“WHAT THE…?”

getbackers volume 7

uh

For most of history—before spacecraft, before telescopes, when we were still largely immersed in magical thinking—the Moon was an enigma.

(￣～￣)

“Saying he’ll grow up to be a demon just because his dad became one is like saying a mouse with its tail cut off will give birth to tailless mice.”

- Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

That makes no sense lol! (but one of my favorite quotes)

“Because I’m not married to him anymore.”

OH JEGUS

I’M MARRIED NOW

“Mad Fuckin Hungarian”.

Wizard and Glass, Stephen King

oh hello

“I’ll finish him!” cried the Croatian, Zoran.

Vlad: The Last Confession by C.C. Humphreys

Okay.

“The recorded voice of the controller continued, ‘You are entering unauthorized airspace. Please identify.’”

Operation Northwoods, James Grippando

“Come, knock and enter, and no sooner in but every man betake him to his legs.”

Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare

“Spit it our right now!”

To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee

…BAHAAHAHA

gasstation:

Michelle Pfeiffer on the set of Batman Returns photographed by Michael Tighe